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meladoodle:

sorry son, it’s not MY fault you were born on opposite day.. now where are my presents

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unshaped:

when you didn’t sleep the whole night and then sit in class the next day

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flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

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thirstiest:

nentindo:

hokeyfright:

can the science side of tumblr explain this

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swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb

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iphone420:

Math jokes aren’t funny nothing about math is funny math is a sin

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radn:

catspring:

i don’t get why we need driver’s training. driving is just like mario kart except slower and you can’t throw blue shells at people

please never drive

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hi:

if i can see u typing a message for like 2 minutes and im waiting there in agony and it ends up just being “lol” i will never talk to u again

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zaynrand:

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IM JUST TRYING TO SPELL POMEGRANATES 

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